Recent Movie Reviews


A day at the office A day at the office

Rated 4 / 5 stars

This is precisely why I want to avoid getting an office job.


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JOY (Part 1) JOY (Part 1)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Here's 5 stars, you silly goat.


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To Dream of Flight To Dream of Flight

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Maaah...

I was expecting something funny like, He gets hit by a plane or something


Recent Game Reviews


End of Sonic Inflation End of Sonic Inflation

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Has it ever occurred to you that the only reason you got on the front page was because how ridiculously awful it is. Kind of like how Daikatana got onto Dteam.

Playing this game made me feel a deep sense of existential draining from my own passion in game designing. Fuck it, I'm going to stop making games. There's no way anything I create is going to beat this "masterpiece".

Cringe-worthy writing. It's mostly boring. The developer has a lack of basic human empathy. It's mostly boring. Lazy production. . . . very lazy production. and it's mostly boring

I don't care about any inflation fetish or whatever but I will say that . . . .
Sonic fans are the worst. I hope you hedgehog lovers get rabies.


jimberly-chaotic responds:

Oh no how will the world survive without "weak blob 2?" just kidding. it will survive just fine.


Circle Game 2: Squarelectric Boogaloo Circle Game 2: Squarelectric Boogaloo

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Gameplay lacks any depth to be engaging for more than a minute.



I Am Death and Fire I Am Death and Fire

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Well, it's Dragon Simulator 2015


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Recent Audio Reviews


Antichamber Antichamber

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Antichamber is one of my favorite games of all time so of course I'm going to listen to this one. Anywaaaayy. . . I really like the nice pad across the entire song. Really well done ambient track and I will surely find myself going back to listen to this one again.



Yellow Supernova Yellow Supernova

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Quite a mesmerizing tune.


Anitrik responds:

Thank you ! :)

Recent Art Reviews


Birthday Cake Centaur Birthday Cake Centaur

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You are forgiven.



Wormhole Wormhole

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I've always loved cartoony scifi themes. This one is extra gorgeous.



OH YEA MR KREBS OH YEA MR KREBS

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

What did the pirate say at the museum?
"Now that's what I call AAAARRRRRRRRRRRTT!"


linda-mota responds:

omg :D perfect.