This is precisely why I want to avoid getting an office job.

Here's 5 stars, you silly goat.

Maaah...

I was expecting something funny like, He gets hit by a plane or something

Has it ever occurred to you that the only reason you got on the front page was because how ridiculously awful it is. Kind of like how Daikatana got onto Dteam.

Playing this game made me feel a deep sense of existential draining from my own passion in game designing. Fuck it, I'm going to stop making games. There's no way anything I create is going to beat this "masterpiece".

Cringe-worthy writing. It's mostly boring. The developer has a lack of basic human empathy. It's mostly boring. Lazy production. . . . very lazy production. and it's mostly boring

I don't care about any inflation fetish or whatever but I will say that . . . .
Sonic fans are the worst. I hope you hedgehog lovers get rabies.

Gameplay lacks any depth to be engaging for more than a minute.

Antichamber is one of my favorite games of all time so of course I'm going to listen to this one. Anywaaaayy. . . I really like the nice pad across the entire song. Really well done ambient track and I will surely find myself going back to listen to this one again.

Quite a mesmerizing tune.

You are forgiven.

I've always loved cartoony scifi themes. This one is extra gorgeous.

What did the pirate say at the museum?
"Now that's what I call AAAARRRRRRRRRRRTT!"